Great writing is an act of sheer will. And I know I shouldn’t eat this doughnut, but I’m gonna do it anyway.
Kevin Francey, Erotic Novelist
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“Great writing is an act of sheer will. And what sadist thought to package and sell an entire box of these things?!”
Kevin Francey, (Blackout-Drunk) Erotic Novelist
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I sought a sot And all I got Was a liver gilt With bile and rot -Can Can Man Guy I met at the liquor store during either his or my Blackout-Drunk Existentialism Period
“I’m 81, and Kevin’s writing made me feel young again! Like I was back in kindergarten. His antics are childish and the only consolation would be that I barely knew how to read at that point. Now I almost regret becoming literate in the first place.”
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“I won’t even say his name.”
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