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Great writing is an act of sheer will. And I know I shouldn’t eat this doughnut, but I’m gonna do it anyway.

Kevin Francey, Erotic Novelist

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The erotic mind … of a writer … schooled … at the Captain Kirk College of … Literature, where the ellipsis takes up a bunch of space in your literary toolkit …

Latest Posts

Life, It’s Just Aging…

… in and out, in and out, in and out of age brackets that swap the lens through which the world sees…

Erotic Swiffer

Swiffer is really about to use my government name?? BOYCOTT SWIFFER!!! Swiffer is what porn stars us…

Assassination… Attempt

The singularity with which this rally will determine the election is pretty disturbing. Though a pic…

Short Stories.

The list is as short as the tales themself, because, you know, synergy.


When you finally put pen to paper, you might just look up and realize you’re out of ink.

Me, during my Blackout-Drunk Existentialism Period

If you can see it, you can do it. But can you see it better on this one? Or this one? On this one? Or this one?

My Optometrist, during his Blackout-Drunk Existentialism Period


Doughnuts

“Great writing is an act of sheer will. And what sadist thought to package and sell an entire box of these things?!”

Kevin Francey, (Blackout-Drunk) Erotic Novelist


Gaming:

What’s Good

10,000 Hobby Hours
6%

When someone does something wrong, society lets you fuck with them.

Karma has social media.


I sought a sot
And all I got
Was a liver gilt
With bile and rot

-Can Can Man
Guy I met at the liquor store during either his or my Blackout-Drunk Existentialism Period

“I’m 81, and Kevin’s writing made me feel young again! Like I was back in kindergarten. His antics are childish and the only consolation would be that I barely knew how to read at that point. Now I almost regret becoming literate in the first place.”

Muriel b.

“I’m not gonna lie, Kevin’s stuff had me about to pee myself. It honestly was like he was looking over my shoulder. Huge creep!”

Barbie D.

“I won’t even say his name.”

lord voldermort


…In Summation…

Reduce:

The amount of time it takes to build your website, by hiring somebody who knows what the fuck they’re doing.

Reuse:

As much as you possibly can if you’re like me, i.e. NOT a person who knows what the fuck they’re doing.

“Great writing is an act of sheer will. And if I put this empty doughnut box in the recycling bin, isn’t it just gonna end up at the dump anyway? Who knows what the fuck they’re doing.”

Kevin Francey, (Blackout-Drunk, Existential) Erotic Novelist

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