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Monkey’s Paw

I want to make a demonstrable impact on popular culture.

Oh. Wait… No, no, no, no…

[Source: Progressive Insurance’s Act of God Clause]

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Reflection Point

They say a man’s worth is reflected in the stature of the enemies he’s made along the way. Now, I don’t know who ‘they’ are, but if they were nonbinary, I bet their determinants of a person’s worth would be much more data-driven.

Is he right…handed or left? Sorry, the insurance company makes us ask.

[SOURCE: The Web, except my gramps has been on the phone too damn long with the adjusters, so I can’t jack in! Or off!]