Swiffer is really about to use my government name??
BOYCOTT SWIFFER!!!
Swiffer is what porn stars use before and after they get erotic.
BOYCOTT SWIFFER!!!
[SOURCE: ExplanationNotebook337_PornStarsWillDefKnowIActuallyMeantThemCleaningTheHouseTheyRentedForTheShootBecauseTheySelfProduced]
I think I’m going to take a page out of Yelp’s playbook, an inverse Yelp, if you will. In exchange for not personally using and/or promoting their products or services, I’ll extort brands and businesses, celebrities and C-suites. Either you pay me, or I like you, publicly. You now have to pay me to delete my erotic seal of approval.
They say you can’t account for taste, but I sure can charge for it. Your move [current target of my paranoid delusions].
[Source: GreenFapPad3_MegalomaniacalActsOfCharity]