The Right Hand of… Left Hands

Do you guys think he’ll let me borrow the left one for a date?

[Update: Not for sex!]

[Update 2: Okay, now I have to whip up a whole ass skit about a guy on a date (ostensibly me), who is wearing over his own hand the prosthetic copy of another guy’s bigger hand, while trying to hide his other, smaller hand from his date. And before you guess, no, the woman is not going to be a hand doctor.]

[Update 3: Okay, now for sex.]