Swiffer is really about to use my government name??
BOYCOTT SWIFFER!!!
Swiffer is what porn stars use before and after they get erotic.
BOYCOTT SWIFFER!!!
[SOURCE: ExplanationNotebook337_PornStarsWillDefKnowIActuallyMeantThemCleaningTheHouseTheyRentedForTheShootBecauseTheySelfProduced]