You know you have an online shopping problem when you perk up at and contemplate buying shit you already own simply because, “it’s such a steal.” I mean, sure, the 4K UHD version of Watchmen provides a much better picture than the ordinary Blu-ray version I already own, but how veiny do I need the giant blue dick to be, really?
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