Sports gambling goes live in Massachusetts today. And naturally, I only see the positive in this development. Given that I’m already a temporarily embarrassed best-selling novelist, I figure why not add another trade to my jack-of-all blowup doll. So with that, I will now endeavor to become the best erotic [Marigold] sports handicapper in the entire state!
DISCLAIMER: If you or a loved one has a problem with gambling, seek help. No, seriously. I wrote it down in NewBlueNotebook6_SeriousStuff, so it must be serious. It says addiction is bad and stuff.
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